<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229262406729732427</id><updated>2011-10-17T13:28:41.872-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bad Jokes R Us</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://badjokesrus.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3229262406729732427/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://badjokesrus.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Eamonn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14024744385175299698</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3229262406729732427.post-5030508003376051273</id><published>2006-12-14T01:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-14T01:36:15.540-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Turkey</title><content type='html'>Q. How long should a turkey last in a freezer?&lt;br /&gt;A.  About 3 months&lt;br /&gt;Q. I thought that but I put one in last night - and it was dead this morning!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3229262406729732427-5030508003376051273?l=badjokesrus.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://badjokesrus.blogspot.com/feeds/5030508003376051273/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3229262406729732427&amp;postID=5030508003376051273' title='25 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3229262406729732427/posts/default/5030508003376051273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3229262406729732427/posts/default/5030508003376051273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://badjokesrus.blogspot.com/2006/12/turkey.html' title='Turkey'/><author><name>Eamonn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14024744385175299698</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>25</thr:total></entry></feed>
